It's almost here. That one day a year when friends become enemies, kids are just dead weight, and your neighbor is only a casualty to be trampled on the way to the cashmere. Thanksgiving isn't a time to connect with family, but merely a pre-battle carb-o-load. That's right: It's Black Friday. Tomorrow morning, when stores open early (if they ever closed at all) and a herd of shoppers storm the isles like a scene from Apocalypse Now, you'll be casually browsing the best Black Friday deals with our scoop.