The Best of the Worst: “Jersey Shore” Looks

The Best of the Worst: “Jersey Shore” Looks
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It was the pouf that launched a thousand jokes. Snooki stole our hearts with her infamous sky-high hairstyle and ability to make any outfit look ridiculous, no matter the occasion. Exhibit A? This gray sweetheart dress and furry, black, animal-like shawl. In the words of Snooki herself, this outfit makes us wanna' go "WAH!"

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There's a difference between a healthy glow and being burnt to a crisp. Snooki, however, didn't get that memo before she stepped out looking fried in this snakeskin dress and knee-high gladiator stilettos. Which is a shame, because aside from the over-the-top tan and ridiculous outfit, her hair actually looks pretty nice, for once.

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From the looks of the new season, Snooki took her famous boots with the fur all the way to Italy. What better way to say "ciao" than with giant creatures on her feet?

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Mike "The Situation" invented the catchphrase "DTF" which means "down to..." well, use your imagination. And when you coin such a popular phrase, you might as well come up with a signature pose for it. This "DTF" stance, combined with his blazer and jeans combo AND rosary necklaces would make any girl not DTF.

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The Situation wouldn't be The Situation if he didn't have a situation. Thankfully (unfortunately?) he takes every chance he gets to flash the abs that gave him his nickname, even if he's on a red carpet.

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J-Woww has such nice, big...eyes, which is why she flaunts what she's got when she gets dressed for the clubs. But this stomach-baring, boob-pushing, thigh-showing sparkly halter is a little too much orange skin and not enough dress.

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Considering JWoww's ideal guy is a "juicehead gorilla type" we're just going to assume that these thigh-high black boots, booty shorts, blinged-out earrings and one-shoulder shirt are some kind of sartorial mating call.

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As the inventor of "T-shirt Time" DJ Pauly D does not take his T-shirts lightly. In fact, he takes them quite seriously by evidence of this Ed Hardy graphic tee. But that's the perfect way to top off overly distressed jeans and an oversized watch, right?

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DJ Pauly D might love his T-shirt time, but he also knows how to get dressed up. Sadly though, his idea of getting dressed up means wearing a shiny blue suit with too-wide lapels that give off a Hugh Hefner-esqe vibe.

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Sammi was always the least gaudy of the bunch when it came to dressing up at the Shore. But, that may be because she spent most of the seasons in her pajamas crying over and/or snuggling with Ronnie. Still, that's no excuse for hitting an event in a stale, reject dress from the Jessica McClintock homecoming collection.

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As a former college soccer player, Sammi certainly has a healthy and athletic body. So why did she choose to disguise it in this hideous silver leopard skirt? We're guessing on this day she decided to "just do me while you do you."

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Ever wonder what constitutes casual wear for the guido gent? Ronnie's half-zip white outfit wouldn't fly at P. Diddy's parties, but judging from Ron-Ron's cocky swagger, he wouldn't care one bit. Those are his pecs, and you are going to look at them whether you like it or not.

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Someone drank a little too much "Ron-Ron Juice" before getting dressed. At least, that's what we hope is the explanation for Ronnie's blank stare and collared shirt stolen from The Brady Bunch's wardrobe department. And what is that point? Put some effort into it, Ron!

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White leather jacket? Check. Graphic T-shirt? Check. The two-finger point? Check. With this outfit Vinny demonstrates how NOT to look when the cabs have in fact, finally arrived.

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When Vinny brings his A-game it means he won't be taking home any ugly girls a.k.a. grenades. But if his "No Grenades Tonight" face includes this blue leather jacket and diamond-encrusted cross necklace, we're wondering if the grenades will actually be running away from him.

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As one of only two cast members actually hailing from New Jersey, Deena makes no attempt to correct outsiders' opinion of the state. The "walking holiday" dresses like the '80s threw up on her and manages to flash people almost everywhere she goes. Class in a glass!

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Can't get enough of the guidos and guidettes? Check out our hilarious video, Beauty Pop Quiz: Jersey Shore Edition!

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